Ghostbusters (2016)

Ghostbusters Poster 2016Turns out all those misogynistic Internet trolls were really worrying for nothing. Paul Feig’s “Ghostbusters” hardly remakes the original comedy classic and instead invents new characters and themes to serve the same concept. The fan service may even be the film’s weakest aspect. And guess what nerds? The girls in this movie are pretty funny after all.

Rather than try and fail to recreate Dr. Peter Venkman and company with a younger cast or with women, gone are Venkman’s playboy charms, his slacker attitude and his sarcastic one-liners that only Bill Murray can do. Instead, Feig’s All-Female “Ghostbusters” finds ways for women to be funny in the way they do best. Feig plays to the strengths of Kirsten Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones. Wiig plays equal parts awkward, timid and crazy as she would on SNL. McCarthy has the aggressive boisterousness and physical comedy necessary for such a wacky story. Jones gives the film a much needed black presence and down to Earth, angry attitude. And McKinnon proves to be the true breakout, a real weirdo constantly wearing a fiendish smirk, raised eyebrows, hair gone awry and a sense of mystery in her voice. She honestly might be possessed by a ghost. Continue reading “Ghostbusters (2016)”

Finding Dory

FINDING_DORY_PosterDoes Pixar have a sequel problem? I doubt it. We can debate the quality of “Cars 2” and “Monsters University,” but “Finding Dory” succeeds because it takes one of the more iconic and unique characters within the Pixar canon and gives her meaningful depth and a story of her own. To me, that’s not Pixar trying to cash in on a few more toys.

“I’m Dory, and I have short term memory loss.” When Dory says this to open “Finding Dory,” she’s just a toddler, a tiny blue bubble of joy with bulging purple eyes that make up almost her entire body. But to hear her say it now, we realize that every quirky and bizarre thing Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) said in 2003’s “Finding Nemo” was actually something far more serious. Dory has a mental illness, and she’s lost. She’s always been lost. As a child, she got separated from her parents and spent her teenage years swimming and searching, asking for help to anyone who would listen, until increasingly, she forgot who or what she was looking for, only that they were missing. Then she bumps into Marlin (Albert Brooks), and the events of “Finding Nemo” take place, interrupting her search for her family until a new memory triggers her old quest. Continue reading “Finding Dory”

Swiss Army Man

swiss-army-man-posterIf you’re feeling down, if everything seems to be at its lowest, don’t worry. Life isn’t so bad. After all, we have farts! Farts are magical. They spray from our butts, they smell and make a funny sound. How wonderful is that? Why don’t we recognize this every day of our lives and use farts to discover all the other amazing things human beings are capable of. Shout to the heavens! We have farts!

If that sounds horribly juvenile and pedestrian masquerading as something profound, it is, and so is “Swiss Army Man,” an initially creative, quirky and screwball indie with a frenetic, liberating spirit that ultimately comes across as infantile and confused. First time feature directors Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert (billed as The Daniels) want you to celebrate farts, and cheese puffs, and boobs, and magical boners. And there’s nothing wrong with these things (technically). But when they’re used in service of a message that’s basically a rom-com, a manic pixie dream girl fantasy that treats asking out a girl like a miracle, then you have a problem.

Good or bad, “Swiss Army Man” will live in Sundance infamy as the deeply polarizing Daniel Radcliffe-farting corpse movie. In it, Paul Dano plays a man named Hank stranded on a desert island (an island that even looks something like two butt cheeks protruding from the ocean) who finds Radcliffe’s corpse, or Manny, as he comes to call him, just as he’s about to hang himself and commit suicide. Instead he’s spared, and all before the film’s title card, Hank mounts Manny and rides his farting body across the ocean like a jet ski. All the while, a chorus of percussive voices sounding like part of the most twee Arcade Fire cover band ever make the moment an inspiring anthem. Continue reading “Swiss Army Man”

Our Little Sister

Our-Little-Sister-PosterThe films of Japanese director Hirokazu Kore-eda all border on schmaltz and insignificance. But his deft hand and simple storytelling consistently reveal deep truths about life and family with delicate nuance. His latest film, “Our Little Sister,” offers the same tender spirit and warm glow with a perceptive look at the ups and downs that face the modern young woman.

The Kôda sisters, Sachi, Yoshino and Chika, all live together in a house on the hill just outside the city, and “Our Little Sister” concerns how this close-knit group comes to add one more sister to their family. Upon their father’s death, the sisters travel to visit their stepmom and come to learn they have a teenage sister named Suzu (Suzu Hirose). It was Suzu, not their stepmom, who cared for their father when he was ill, and in an act of kindness, they invite Suzu to live with them. Continue reading “Our Little Sister”

Wiener-Dog

Todd Solondz’s latest morose comedy and ensemble piece follows four owners of the same dachshund.

Wiener-DogPoster2Always get the name of the dog. That’s a reporting tip to find that extra detail that your audience will remember. In Todd Solondz’s latest film “Wiener-Dog,” this little brown dachshund goes from being named Doody to Cancer between four separate owners, and each name seems to reflect something different about the quirky, strange people behind it.

“Wiener-Dog” is an ensemble piece, much in the tradition of one of Solondz’s morose and squirm-inducing comedies such as “Happiness,” but Solondz drops the connecting threads that explain how this dog got from owner to owner pretty quick. He even includes a cute intermission of the dog walking in front of a green screen displaying locations across the country. It instead plays like four short films, and the varying tones between them give “Wiener-Dog” equal feelings of yearning and failure, satire and gross-out humor, and above all highs and lows.

The dog’s first owner is a young boy (Charlie Tahan) who names it simply Wiener-Dog. His wealthy parents (Julie Delpy and Tracy Letts) want him to be happy, but keep Wiener-Dog in a cage in the garage and talk about training it as a bleak way of breaking its will. Delpy delivers a hilariously tender talk to her son about spaying and neutering, in which one stray dog who went without getting spayed ended up getting raped, contracting AIDS and dying. It’s gleefully disturbing imagery, that is until at least Solondz quite literally drags our nose in shit, or more accurately, doggie diarrhea.

Whether you’ll enjoy Solondz’s sensibility to blend gratuitous humor and striking, deadpan cinematic style, in this case slow motion and classical music as he pans across the stained floors and carpets, is entirely subjective. Sometimes he holds these visuals just long enough to make it laughably uncomfortable, and other times his awkward distance gets the better of him, including a fairly ugly joke at the end that’s simply in bad taste.

But some of “Wiener-Dog’s” high points have little to do with the dog. Greta Gerwig, who’s perfectly perky and pathetic, plays Dawn Wiener, a veterinary assistant who runs off with the animal and names it Doody. She then agrees to leave her life and travel with a stoic, handsome drifter (Kieran Culkin) she knew from high school. This chapter has surprising depth, and even finds in Dawn some hope for a new beginning. Solondz killed off Dawn Wiener in one of his earlier films, “Palindromes,” and here he accomplishes an optimistic rewrite.

Then there’s Danny DeVito as the nebbish, no talent loser Dave Schmerz, a film school professor at NYU who can’t get someone to even look at his screenplay and doesn’t get any respect from his students. Solondz could’ve made a whole film about these snobby film students you’ll just love to hate. But DeVito’s solemn performance, him constantly straining for words and conviction, brings the film back to its themes of atrophy, depression and loneliness.

As for the film’s final chapter, a meeting between the elderly Nana (Ellen Burstyn) sporting gigantic black visors and a DGAF attitude and her granddaughter Zoe (Zosia Mamet) and artist boyfriend Fantasy (Michael James Shaw), it’s hard to know what to make of a scene so bizarre. These people may belong to another universe entirely, but it’s the ideal culmination to a film so amusingly erratic.

Where you stand on “Wiener-Dog’s” final gag may just determine how you feel about Solondz’s entire filmography. And while this isn’t Solondz’s best or worst, the film’s irreverence is made meaningful and special because of his awkward charms. If Solondz were going to make any movie about a dog, it’d be hard to imagine it working as well with anything other than this dog.

3 stars

The Neon Demon

Elle Fanning stars in a horror movie about beauty and the fashion industry by the director of “Drive.”

neondemonsmall“Am I staring?” In these first few lines of “The Neon Demon,” Director Nicolas Winding Refn’s invitation to stare gives his latest film both its perverse pleasure and questionable subtext. With “Drive” and “Only God Forgives,” Refn’s films have long been a combination of the violent and tantalizing. So it’s natural that the Danish director would make “The Neon Demon,” a psycho-horror art house drama about beauty and the grotesque pursuit of perfection. And while it works as stunning exploitation cinema, it’s perhaps less so as a comment on the fashion world it’s depicting.

Elle Fanning plays Jesse, an all-natural 16-year-old model from the Midwest with that “deer in the headlights look” because it’s exactly what they’re looking for. In her first photo shoot, she’s sprawled on a chair in a luxurious gown with fake blood dripping from around her neck and torso. Immediately there’s a sexual quality to the way she wipes away the blood to reveal her youth, and of course the rival models she meets in dark, neon-lit night club bathrooms certainly have a blood-sucking, vampire quality.

The older models ask her what kind of lipstick she wears. One wears “Redrum,” while another’s is called “Fuck Off,” but for Jesse, she gets one named after a dessert, “because she’s so sweet.” But Jesse’s vice is her own perfection. Whereas all the other models have already had work done to keep them looking immaculate, the cold, calculating eyes of one woman within the modeling agency (Christina Hendricks) or the blank stare of the top photographer (Alessandro Nivola) all see right past them.

Of course the judging doesn’t stop at lipstick. One girl comments that whenever another beautiful woman enters the room, the first question that pops into mind is, “Who is she fucking, and can she climb higher than me?” Feminists may seriously raise an eyebrow at that statement, and for good reason. Is Refn critiquing this intense superficiality, does he believe it exists among women of this world, or is this a commonality? It’s hard to tell in a movie so lush and specifically enraptured by style, color and sexuality.

“Drive” and “Only God Forgives” have dazzling cinematography, but “The Neon Demon” in particular makes every frame look like a photograph. Refn places Fanning in a soft blue gown in front of a white infinity backdrop and in the next moment will bathe the room in lens flares and garish patterns. It’s equal parts Gothic Horror, Neo-Noir and Sci-Fi whenever it sees fit.

Although “The Neon Demon” in part feels fun because it is so inconsistent and wild. “Only God Forgives” was plain lifeless, and this film by comparison has a bizarre sense of humor. Keanu Reeves plays Hank, the motel clerk where Jesse lives, and he can alternatively get some laughs and screams trying to capture a cougar that found its way into Jesse’s room. Refn even goes all out on the sexuality front, with Jena Malone as a jealous makeup artist bravely putting herself in the most compromising situation imaginable.

Refn though may still have crossed a line. “The Neon Demon” gets more sickening and disturbing as the other women slowly devour Jesse’s beauty, figuratively and literally, and that shock value quickly goes out of fashion.

3 stars

The Nice Guys

Shane Black directs Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe in a noir comedy set in ’70s Los Angeles.

TheNiceGuysPoster2Across the “Lethal Weapon” movies and “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang,” few directors have been as consistently successful with action comedies as Shane Black. In his latest film “The Nice Guys,” he’s combined that penchant for irreverence and slick action into a hilarious, scandalous, seedy noir in the vein of “L.A. Confidential” and a Judd Apatow bromance.

Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling play private detectives trying to track down a missing teenage girl named Amelia (Margaret Qualley) in ‘70s Los Angeles, believing that her disappearance may be tied to the recent suicide of a notable porn star. Jackson Healy (Crowe) is an unlicensed tough specializing in roughing up perverts and collecting payments. Amelia is one of his clients, and he crosses paths with Holland March (Gosling) as March tries to locate her for a separate client. When Healy loses track of Amelia and gangsters come looking to kill her, Healy and March team up to protect her and uncover the scam brewing under the surface.

“You made a porno film where the point is the story?” March poses this question to Amelia as the complexities of their case get revealed. And in the same way, Black makes a commitment to story first above action or even comedy. Layered with intricate detail and mystery and littered with nostalgic, local color, “The Nice Guys” proves to be a great vehicle for Crowe and Gosling because it sets up stakes first.

It’s a buddy movie, yes, but the two of them together feed off their bad behavior and annoyance with the other. Crowe’s slack poise contrasts wonderfully with Gosling’s bouncy and twitchy façade. Crowe can be perfectly stoic and look as though he’s phoning it in, and then manage a perfectly timed sucker punch or even a spit take. Gosling on the other hand can barely keep himself composed, fighting with a bathroom stall door or fidgeting in a quiet panic as he bleeds profusely after trying to punch through a window. It looks so easy when other PIs do it!

But equally as engaging as “The Nice Guys’s” screwball mystery involves how Healy and March manage to redeem themselves amid their corrupt, wild, sleazy or idiotic behavior. The two each have their vices, with Healy being quick to anger and violence and March taking advantage of senile old folks or neglecting his tween daughter Holly (Angourie Rice).

Holly in particular brings the film together in surprising ways, with Healy forming a natural, yet unexpected bond with her as she looks to him to become a better person. Crowe of course has the dramatic depth to make such a character development convincing. But Gosling still manages the best chemistry. Holly sneaks along with Healy and March to a party at a porn star’s house and exclaims, “There are whores here and stuff!” Ever the perfect father, March says, “I told you not to say that word. Just say, ‘there are whores here.”

“The Nice Guys” doesn’t have too much to say about 2016, but this screwball trip back to the ‘70s is packed with nostalgia, sex, goofy fun…and stuff.

3 ½ stars

 

The Fits

First time director Anna Rose Holmer’s indie film is a stylized coming of age story for a young tomboy.

fits_onesheet_final2.inddWorking out is overrated, and so is “The Fits,” a new indie film by first time director Anna Rose Holmer. The adrenaline and endorphin rush you get from exercise and activity has been visualized in punishing, stimulating style in war films, boxing films, you name it. But these films channel the sensation of putting yourself through that pain alongside other emotional conflict.

Holmer communicates mood and drama entirely through body language and cinematic techniques, but it’s so devoid of a story or substance (it’s only 72 minutes long) that it feels more like a formless, visual tone poem. Critics have championed the film’s look and feel since its premiere at the Venice Film Festival and later as part of Sundance’s New Directors branch, but it’s hardly much more than a slick student film.

When we meet Toni (Royalty Hightower), a skinny, black 11-year-old tomboy, she’s displaying quiet intensity as she does sit-ups while her reflection stares back at her. Holmer films this workout scene and others of her jump roping or dancing head-on, like an obsessed Errol Morris, as a way of looking in the mirror and confronting what you’re made of. “The Fits” is transfixed on the body’s dexterity, how it moves and how it feels in the moment. And it would be plenty effective and visceral even without a disturbing, dissonant woodwind on the score that seems to place Toni in a horror film.

Toni trains as a boxer with her older brother, but she really wants to be a dancer, watching the older girls of the Lionesses and their champion dance squad. In one scene Toni drags a workout bag through the halls of her Cincinnati rec-center as a stream of the dancers rush past her in celebration at their victory. Toni’s so focused and intense, but the others hardly notice her.

As she goes through tryouts and works at being a better dancer, several of the older girls on her team experience a mysterious and unexplained bout of seizures and shortness of breath, which the news media dubs “The Fits.” The tween girls all Snapchat their friend writhing and choking on the floor, and as more go through it, the girls begin to treat it as something of a rite-of-passage, with Toni left wondering why she hasn’t gotten The Fits yet.

Even at barely over an hour, “The Fits’s” persistently on-edge style grows tiresome as it tries to amplify the intensity through little else than its in your face framing and score. What is “The Fits” about other than being a coming-of-age story? We hear Toni say, “I just want to compete,” and she absorbs abuse by peeling tattoos and nail polish off her skin or not screaming when she pierces her own ears, but the specifics of her pain or her ambitions are frustratingly vague.

“The Fits” even has a stylish music video montage that suddenly breaks with the film’s style and matches the fantasy and color in the Rihanna dance sequence in “Girlhood,” another indie film about a black girl coming of age. But it’s at that moment “The Fits” ends, a stylistic high note but a strange story beat that resolves little.

“The Fits” isn’t moving and powerful so much as its style makes it weirdly unsettling. It’s like working out: there’s a big difference between just feeling good and actually seeing results.

2 stars

The Lobster

Greek director Yorgos Lanthimos envisions a dystopian future in a satire about modern romance.

TheLobsterPosterIf you could be transformed into any animal, which would it be? It sounds like a bad question on a dating website, and yet we’ve become more reliant on such quirks in defining relationships and romance. Colin Farrell chooses to be the title animal in “The Lobster,” an absurdist satire that uses a hilariously bizarre, futuristic premise to lampoon the idea of modern love.

Director Yorgos Lanthimos, the Greek director behind “Dogtooth” now working in the English language, imagines a future in which it’s a law to have a romantic partner. Those without one, like David (Farrell) after recently becoming a widower, are sent to an upscale resort hotel and given 45 days to find a match or be transformed into an animal of their choice.

Lanthimos has some fun in subtly revealing the details of this premise, and the film’s deadpan style slowly works its way from raised-eyebrow peculiarities to laugh-out-loud moments of uneasy humor. For instance, David casually drops the detail that his dog is actually his brother who didn’t “make it.” When he arrives at the hotel, his choice to become a lobster has more to do with survival than preference. He envisions a long life span, an ability to swim and an easier chance at mating, and we wonder if David’s not actually trying to make it as a human any longer but simply waiting out the clock.

The details get stranger. Periodically the hotel guests are required to participate in a hunt for “loners,” single people who have rejected the rules of society and now live in the forest. Bagging one nabs you an extra day, and some hotel guests have spent years here as a result. Lanthimos stages these hunts like graceful slow-motion sequences in a Michael Mann film, stylized, operatic and wholly absurd. Guests are also tethered through their belt loops and restricted from masturbating; one who breaks the rule (John C. Reilly) gets his hand shoved in a toaster during breakfast. And only those who share similar characteristics to each other can become couples. One young girl (Jessica Barden) touts that she gets sporadic nosebleeds. David might be interested, but his trait is that he’s shortsighted, so no match.

“The Lobster” works great as a dystopian comedy (without explanation, random elephants or flamingos can be spotted in the background), but it helps that these oddities have parallels to dating in 2016. We give too much weight to superficial character traits, we go to great lengths to remain in love, we assign unnecessary rules and norms on society, and we shun those who can’t find a significant other. Lanthimos approaches these themes with ironic levity, like when the hotel’s manager informs an aspiring couple, “If you cannot solve any problems yourselves, you will be assigned children,” or with shocking poignancy, like the line, “A relationship can’t be built on a lie,” after it’s revealed one member of a couple faked a similar character trait.

Of course we know love is never defined by strict rules. Lanthimos’s deadpan tone, with every character delivering their lines in matter-of-fact, staccato notes (not to mention a score that’s equally terse and arresting), underscores the need to dismantle what he sees as ludicrous institutions.

Love however is something of an act of survival. For as comically bleak as “The Lobster” can be, the romance formed between Farrell and another loner played by Rachel Weisz reaches touching heights. Lanthimos asks if it’s harder to pretend you have feelings or that you don’t, and there’s a push-and-pull between this film’s harder exterior and softer inside. It’s a perfect match.

4 stars

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

popstar-never-stop-never-stopping-posterIf you’re going to make a joke song, at least make it a good song. That was the sentiment the Coen Brothers had when writing “Please Mr. Kennedy,” and if The Lonely Island were around in 1960s Greenwich Village, they might’ve recorded just that. As far as fake joke bands go, no one gets more studio star power and indelible hooks to go along with their ridiculous lyrics about jizzing in pants or dicks in boxes. They do hilarious comedy but also make great music.

And in “Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping,” they’re singing about fucking Osama bin Laden and why the Mona Lisa is “an overrated piece of shit” without forgetting that they still need to make hits.

“Popstar” is the first official movie of the satirical rap trio made up of “SNL’s” Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer (the three star and co-wrote the film, with Taccone and Schaffer directing), and while it could just be their fourth album, it often plays as a Millennial version of “This is Spinal Tap.” The film’s documentary realistic style functions as a media critique as much as it does a genre parody, and it’s often so absurd it’s genius.

Samberg plays Conner4Real, one of the biggest and most influential hip hop artists in the world. Questlove, 50 Cent and Ringo Starr all sincerely confess in testimonials how his music changed their lives. The film has an autobiographical bent in that Conner got his start as part of a hip hop trio called the Style Boyz, three nerdy kids who just wanted to make music and became superstars. Conner goes solo and has a mega hit, but for his second album “Connquest,” he rejects the help of his fellow Style Boyz Owen (Taccone), now Conner’s DJ via an iPod, and Lawrence (Schaffer), who has now become a farmer and whittler in Wyoming. The documentary crew following Conner observes how both his album and tour flop as a result.

It’s not lost on the film that Samberg is 37 but plays a heartthrob who could be Justin Bieber’s age. But Samberg has an endearing, boyish charisma that he milks at every beat. He’s so confidently cool in all his mannerisms, but he’ll throw his arms out or toss his hair back in such a way that we both know he’s awesome and pretending to be a guy trying to look awesome. One song with (hologram) Adam Levine on guest vocals, “I’m So Humble,” seems to comment on how effortlessly cool he’s acting while clearly trying too hard.

Conner lives in a bubble of a Yes Men entourage, and his songs only call attention to his ignorance. One song claims to be about tolerance for same sex marriage, but in between Pink riding and singing on top of a unicorn, he interjects that he’s “Not Gay” along with quick, manly nouns like “pick up trucks” and “hot wings” to prove it.

All these songs have the outlandish production values of any one of The Lonely Island’s iconic SNL Digital Shorts, and you can imagine that perhaps multiple albums worth of material got poured into this one 86 minute movie. But what makes “Popstar” stand out as a film beyond just being a visual album (hey, if Beyonce can do it with “Lemonade”) are its merits as a commentary on pop, celebrity culture in the 21st Century.

Conner’s benchmark for success is that his album will go Gold, a never-mentioned reminder that no one buys albums anymore. He’s a compulsive oversharer on social media and believes that makes him genuine. His manager’s (Tim Meadows) bright idea is to have Conner roll out his album to play when you open the door of your refrigerator (“Nowadays if you don’t sell out, people will wonder if anyone even asked you”). And Will Arnett has a few show stealing moments riffing on TMZ’s Harvey Levin, cackling at nothing in particular and drinking constantly from obscenely sized coffee jugs.

Of course “Popstar” has perfectly bizarre, random and vulgar humor too. Conner proposes to his actress girlfriend Ashley September (Imogen Poots, hilariously ditzy) in a stunt that ends up with soul singer Seal attacked by wolves. One ingenious scene could be staged exactly the same on the radio. And what would a Lonely Island movie be without an unexpected Justin Timberlake cameo?

One of Conner’s signature career moments was a guest track he laid down called “The Catchphrase Verse.” “He was just using so many words I never heard,” says an astonished 50 Cent, including the winner “Patrick Stewart Money.” Of course, we’ve heard all these words before, and The Lonely Island have been using a variation of “The Catchphrase Verse” for years, staging absurd mashups of nouns and adjectives in order to make something dope.

For how many goofy, half-baked, sketch-sized ideas The Lonely Island pack into “Popstar,” this might just be their masterpiece.

3 ½ stars